Only In [Insert Country Here]...
She wouldn't have gotten away so easily had they been in Costa RIca.
Only in Tunisia are dromedaries as common as dogs.
It's flying saucers, not flying sausages.
I doubt there is anywhere else in the world where flutists compulsively practice traditional Romanian songs.
Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties, the house music of my neighbor, I’m now enduring the covers of traditional Romanian songs with a flute by my neighbor. FML
Only in Sweden are students this prepared for exams.
Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The exam starts. Suddenly, I’m stressing out: my pens had frozen during the night. Thanks, sub-zero conditions. FML