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(NSFW) Delusional artists: Who are they? Why do they do these things that they do? Is anyone actually buying this shit?

By Philomena / dimanche 8 octobre 2017 06:30
If you've even spent some time looking at artistic hashtags on Instagram, Twitter or any other cough-artistic outlets-cough, you'll probably have come into contact with cough-artists-cough exposing their… stuff. And trying to sell it.

These people are serious.

Do you remember the time that Spanish artist "restored" the Jesus painting? This is what it's like when it's not a bad restoration, just a bad creation. This is worse than Tommy Wiseau shouting, "I did not hit her, I did nooot" in The Room.

Here's our favourites so far, with many thanks to the /delusionalartists/ sub on Reddit.

1 - We all have our crosses to bear, but not this one thanks, especially for 60 bucks:

 


2 - For just $25, you could be the proud owner of one of these "bad boys":

 


3 - 299 dollars? That's cheap at twice the price for a painting of The Hulk - The Cubist Years:

 


4 - The real Messiah, looking for an editor with a budget. Because Messiahs need dat bling:

 


5 - For $700, have a drawing of two guys out of the Deftones. For $300 less, you can get Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers with a melting face:

 


6 - Triller, by Micael Jackson, ready for Friday the Tirteent and Alloween:

 


7 - Twenty bucks for a t-shirt isn't that expensive, but you'd have to pay me at least twice that to wear one:

 

8 - How do you tell the finished ones from the unfinished ones?

 


9 - Oh, it's expensive because it's SIGNED:

 


10 - One man's garbage is most people's garbage, dude:

 


11 - Is that why you're painting people dying of hepatitis?

 


12 - Oh goody, I don't need a frame for this one! 

 


13 - Amy's spinning in her grave:

 


14 - Not overly expensive, but what is it?

 


15 - A high school painting of a lion for under $7000? Give it to me now, take my money!

 

16 - This is heavy, dude. Totally political.

 


17 - That's a dog? Hang on, shipping is free? I want to know the price!

 

18 - From $60 down to $50, grab this mermaid ASAP!

 


19 - What did the cast of Stranger Things ever do to you? This is child abuse.

 

 

20 - You can certainly say the painting, and its description, is original:

 


21 - I'm sorry, I thought I was looking at a terrible drawing!

 


22 - A painting with a wafer? Sounds delicious. Looks shit.

 


23 - Cute? You sure about that word?

 


24 - Hey, it's a lightbulb in a doll's head for 1600 dollars. Love it!

 


25 - It's so well known that no one has ever heard of it.

 


26 - 1.5 million dollars. US dollars. Not some weird currency that looks a lot, but isn't really. Outsider art is probably art better appreciated from outside.

 


27 - I'll bet it's one of a kind.

 


28 - Pretentious artists who don't use correct sentence structure are making us laugh, son.

 

29 - Words can't explain the $350 price tag either. 

 


30 - Comments under a Neil Young video :


31 - Hey, it's one of those creepy doll things again, only $200 more. Get one for your nana for Christmas!

 


32 - I'm sure they got right back to you, it looks AMAZING:

 


33 - A quick delve into the murky waters of delusional rap artists:

 

34 - Humble beginnings in 2014, before becoming the huge star we all now know and love:

 

You can probably still buy some of the artwort featured above on the internet, but we sadly have nothing vaguely as tasteful in stock.

You're probably exhausted by all that bad art right now. We are. Time to go lie down on the floor and reflect on life and stuff.

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By  RockPrincess26  |  15

Honestly, the first one could be worth $60. Pudding Stones are worth a lot. I don't know if they're any other colored Pudding Stones than purple. But they might be rocks that are valuable, hence the price. So, that one makes sense.

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By  RockPrincess26  |  15

Honestly, the first one could be worth $60. Pudding Stones are worth a lot. I don't know if they're any other colored Pudding Stones than purple. But they might be rocks that are valuable, hence the price. So, that one makes sense.

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