Not so sly...

By rubberduck_of_doom - 20/02/2018 16:55 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, on an 11-hour flight, I had to throw up. I managed to calmly walk to the bathroom and be violently sick in the toilet. After cleaning up, I was proud nobody had noticed and left the stall. A hot flight attendant was already waiting for me with a glass of water. FML
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OP here! OMG I saw this FML and that it was from Austria and then I thought hey I'm from Austria too. Then I read the FML and thought HEY THAT'S MINE!! AND IT WAS =D.. I'M so happy =D... Just a couple of things to clarify (since 200 characters aren't nearly enough XD ): This actually happened a couple of month ago. I was on a flight home from Lima. There was this super hot flight attendant on the plane and I was ogling him everytime he passed. During the first 2 hours of the flight I felt perfectly fine and had no troubles. Then the food came and it was delicious but a couple of minutes after they cleaned up the trays I started feeling extremely nauseous. Now I travel a lot and have been on plenty of flights so far and this never happened to me before. Anyways, once I realized that I was not going to be able to hold it back I calmly got up and walked to the bathroom since I didn't want to make a fuss. Once I got there I was violently sick into the toilet. I had stomach cramps like you wouldn't believe. It hurt so much and I had no idea what was going on... After I was done I cleaned everything up as best I could and washed up as to not arouse any suspicion. I didn't look too bad (I thought) and left the bathroom, proud of myslef that nobody noticed. However as soon as I opened the door the hot flight attendant was standing there in front of the door and gave me a glass of water. Then he looked at me pityingly and asked me if I wanted some coke. I just nodded embarrased and he gave it to me. XD... I was sick like 6 more times on that flight and had cramps all the way to Paris (where I changed planes). To this day I do not know what happened to me on that flight and it hasn't happend since and I sincerely hope it doesn't happen again because this was a horrible experience. Sorry for the giant post but I always want to know the backstory behind FML's so I thought you might too ;) Thanks for all the encouraging words btw ;)

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You deserved it. Really. After not causing a scene and not leaving any vomit in the bathroom you clearly deserved to be proud and you clearly deserved that a flight attendant was waiting for you with a class of water. And there is no reason to be ashamed of being sick.

the walls paper thin.. right next to the flight attendant area.. you can't hide anything

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Sure it's a tad embarrassing to be sick where others can potentially hear you. But you did your best to minimize the disruption and the damage, and the flight attendant was nice enough to get you some water and offer you a soda (cola or ginger ale really will help you if you're sick). He's probably done that before if he works a lot of international flights.

wolf_wizard1134 9
wolf_wizard1134 9

also, it was probably food poisoning

I personally have never heard anyone throw up "quietly".

rather from your mouth other than your butt