My ex called me and said hey, I'm dating your sister, mind... - FML

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By "Brianna Bradbury" - 26/11/2017 01:42

My ex called me and said hey, I'm dating your sister, mind giving her all of our left over condoms. FML

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novdestiny 23

Saturday 23 December 2017 9:34

If he's doing that, he's doing so out of revenge. That asshole is gunna break 2 hearts.

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novdestiny 23

Saturday 23 December 2017 9:34

If he's doing that, he's doing so out of revenge. That asshole is gunna break 2 hearts.

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