Love: My boyfriend of 2 years told me he is going on a 4 day hiking... - FML

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By e23 - 25/03/2016 07:25 - United States - Spokane

My boyfriend of 2 years told me he is going on a 4 day hiking trip with a girl who just kind of sleeps with people she isn't interested in...and also was my best friend for 5 years. I was called crazy by both of them for saying it made me uncomfortable. FML.

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