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Michigan Woman Fired For Putting Laxatives In Co-workers Brownies

By Nadine / vendredi 18 mai 2018 05:30
Poop FMLs are so shitty.

A 47 year old woman has lost her job in Saline, Michigan when she showed up to her co-workers going away party with laxative-filled brownies, MLive reports.

Unfortunately for her, one of her coworkers shat on her plans by calling the police and tipping them off to her evil plans. According to Saline police Chief Jerrod Hart, the company confiscated the brownies before anyone could eat them.

The important question here is, who would do that to a batch of perfectly good brownies? Have you no decency? Bring in some fig newtons the next time you want to defile a perfectly good dessert. 

Hart said that the woman originally denied putting the laxatives in the brownies, but folded when the police told her that they would be testing the dessert. 

"A lot of times you see it in movies or TV shows where someone tries to do this or play a joke, but it's very serious," Hart said. "It's a criminal act."

"... There's just so much going on in the world, to create a problem like this is unnecessary and it's criminal,"

The 47 year old woman was fired from her job but no charges were pressed. 

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By  joonsson  |  20

That’s not the same at all. One, those products are not nearly the same thing as actual laxatives, which can actually be dangerous for people with certain conditions. Two, they do that willingly and knowingly. People eat snails and insects all over the world, does that make it okay for me to trick you into eating some larvae?

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If she didn't tell her friend she could've probably Wiped away all the evidence. Maybe one day she'll learn that with these situations you should always let the truth Flow and not Clog up inside you. Always tell someone how you honestly feel about them or it can turn into a hot, slighty-warm, brown, stinky mess.

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  joonsson  |  20

That’s not the same at all. One, those products are not nearly the same thing as actual laxatives, which can actually be dangerous for people with certain conditions. Two, they do that willingly and knowingly. People eat snails and insects all over the world, does that make it okay for me to trick you into eating some larvae?

By  She's Got Moxie  |  12

What are the freaking chances that this is where I went to high school?! I’m dying! I mean- really not ok to ever do this to anyone, but saline has a reputation for having some of the most stuck up, over privileged kids in the area. I hated going to school there, and adults weren’t much better! Can kind of understand why someone would do this there..

By  kadrynna  |  18

Good- this shit is assault and can seriously harm or even kill someone. Dehydration, internal organ damage, tremors, fainting, internal bleeding, drop in blood pressure, vomiting, slowed breathing, and coma... Yeah sounds like a really funny thing to do to someone.

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