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McDonald’s Now Sells A 48 Piece McNugget Bucket Meal

By Nadine / lundi 13 août 2018 03:00
You only live once! Might as well cut that life expectancy in half by eating greasy fast food.

The chicken nugget bucket is here, fam. And it's marvelous.

Avid FML readers may remember the FML about the couple who was having sex when the guy suddenly got up, stole his girl's nuggets and dipped out? Well, this article is for you, girl. Go get your nuggets. Get the NUGGETS YOU DESERVE. 

Unfortunately, as is usually the case with all the pure, wonderful things in life; there is a catch. The promotion has come about in collaboration with the J-pop group NGT48,  so the nugget bucket will unfortunately only be available in Japan. Those lucky bastards. (Though, nothing we really can't work with. I'm not opposed to flying to Asia. Don't test me.)

Alas, Americans will have to continue to live with the meager 20 piece nuggets. It just seems like such a rip off now that we know the possibilities of what's out there. 

As for that one girl who's man stole her nuggets? I suggest you go out and buy two packs and go to town. You don't need no man when you got nuggets. 

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

Two packs is still a measly 40 nuggets. Japan is 20% better than America. C’mon, Mr. Trump, make America great again by bullying McDonald’s into making a 100-nugget meal instead of wasting time with the Space Force!

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

Two packs is still a measly 40 nuggets. Japan is 20% better than America. C’mon, Mr. Trump, make America great again by bullying McDonald’s into making a 100-nugget meal instead of wasting time with the Space Force!

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  21

McDonald's CEO: "We know that our customers love our chicken nuggets, so we've decided to introduce a 48-piece nugget meal."
Nugget fans: "Oh hell yeah! I'm gonna buy enough to fill up my bathtub!"
CEO: "Joke's on you! We're only selling them in Japan!" *races off in a Ferrari while flipping everyone the bird*

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