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By YoungandWild - 16/02/2016 17:42 - United States - Newburgh

Last night my friend and I decided to go sledding because it was snowing for the first time. We picked the biggest hill to go down. He wanted to video tape our wild ride. There was a dip at the end of the hill. We lost my glasses and his phone. It took us an hour in the dark to find them. FML

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