It's Tweet Time! Here Are 20 Of The Best Tweets Of The Week
1. Thats Amelia Minionnette Thermopolis Renaldi, prinCESS of Genovia to you.
Yall just now noticing her bc riri said something but Anne been a bad bitch since Princess Diaries https://t.co/5vEeDQJQbo— Keitura🦋 (@_kekizzle) June 28, 2018
2. I laughed, but I am disturbed.
Lmfao I'm crineeeeee! pic.twitter.com/oqcKGD9DQg— Mel Mata (@mdrizzle_3) June 24, 2018
3. Couple goals AF.
So I’m at a restaurant and just got hit in the back of the head with a straw wrapper. I turned around and immediately a 65+ yr old lady started apologizing saying she was aiming for her husband. Then they both started giggling.— Weslie Kliment (@no__WEY) June 27, 2018
If that’s not me when I’m older idk.
4. As someone who speaks Arabic I can confirm that this is hilarious.
Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭 pic.twitter.com/yYbiPthgrg— 🇸🇴🇩🇰🏴 (@lkigai_) June 27, 2018
5. Who is going to do this??
I’m not a party guy but I’d be down if someone threw a real roaring 20’s party for 2020. Like real tuxedos and all. Not shirtless dudes with a bow tie. Like a real Gatsby party with everyone fully dressed like the era.— Karter Machen® (@macheemach) June 23, 2018
6. Deuces ✌🏽
me running away from all my problems pic.twitter.com/QmLXim1xaE— meeuh (@MiaPulido04) June 27, 2018
7. If you don't understand this you're too young to be using the internet also shame on you
chair.exe has stopped working pic.twitter.com/FO56VNvmH4— Chocolat Pine™ (@BeautifulLoser_) June 23, 2018
8. It really be like that.
I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes “maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!” This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes “.....where’s the pretty one?” KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO— Carlie V (@Carlie_Veenhuis) June 22, 2018
9. BREAKING NEWS, EVERYONE THROW AWAY YOUR VEGGIES
This is the kind of positivity i needed to see today https://t.co/Q01fSpzamE— Em (@EmilyBojic) June 22, 2018
10. "And next time, ask nicely."
only I can understand my kid. she’s like “BDIDKDKODKDHJXUDHEJSLOSJDHDUSJMSOZUZUSJSIXOJ” and I’m like “ok I will get you a piece of sausage in just a minute”— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 27, 2018
11. Sounds like a good boyfriend.
My gf had strep and wanted me to come over to take care of her but I didn’t want to because she was still contagious so we compromised and now I have strep— Nathaniel Hoey (@nathanielhoey) June 26, 2018
12. It's Jasmine but this tweet is fine
best disney princesses ranked— gabi (@harleivy) June 25, 2018
10. u can't
1. mulan, the great warrior who took it upon herself to save all of china with her tactics and cleverness when she was only 16
13. That's what you get for not listening to me, Mrs. Fluffington.
I told my cat she wasn’t gonna like this salt and vinegar chip but she didn’t listen to me smh SHE GAGGED pic.twitter.com/W2hzsxBTJ3— julianna (@julsmadison) June 25, 2018
18th birthday: cant wait to be 21— Katie Lienemann (@katielienemann) June 24, 2018
19th birthday: cant wait to be 21
20th birthday: cant wait to be 21
21st birthday: YEET
22nd birthday: time is fleeting; my days left on this earth are numbered
15. It's over for you bitches soon
Working on my 6 year plan:— 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜 (@ImTheeBrock) June 24, 2018
6. And then they’ll all be sorry.
16. Everything about this
"Hello, yes, there's a group of young blacks existing near me. This not the experience my ancestors signed up for when they stole this land so I expect this will be taken care of promptly."— Jason (@JayOhAye) June 23, 2018
17. That laugh tho
Why’d that laugh sound like a dental drill https://t.co/gnElBu1txR— ᴍᴄʜᴜɢᴏ (@StatchoGit) June 25, 2018
18. Just hurtful.
The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid— Kirsten Pritchett (@kirstenabigail2) June 22, 2018
and they really asked ....
If it was in color
19. Just to bring some purity into your lives
Sooo I was SUPER nervous for my first date with this guy tonight and then an hour before our date he sent me a snap video saying “wish me luck on my date buddy” and panned to his dog handshaking him. In that moment I knew he was a keeper— amanda (@amanda_c_rae) June 23, 2018
20. WHAT IS THE TRUTH?
......waIT A SECOND https://t.co/D1nudlHMbH— ion eat pork fam (@_kneefuh) June 27, 2018