It's Back To School Time! Parents, Before You Pop Open The Champagne, Check Out These 24 Hilarious Tweets
1. Just give em a pat on the back and say "Good luck!"
It's that point during summer where parents are starting to look how teachers looked at the end of the school year.— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) July 25, 2016
Me(motivational voice):Ok guys, who's ready to go back to school?!— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) August 22, 2016
*Everyone starts crying*
Well that didn't go well at all.
3. Can.... can I do that with work?
Me: School starts in a few weeks.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 19, 2016
6-year-old: Tell them I'm busy.
Damn. I didn't know that was an option.
4. SEE YA, SUCKER
Son: Everyone in New Jersey is sad.— Kim Bongiorno ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 (@LetMeStart) September 5, 2016
Son: Because today's the last day of summer break.
Me: [from next room] NOT EVERYONE, KID.
5. All. All wine.
What wine pairs well with back to school supply shopping?— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 10, 2018
Asking for a friend.
6. *Filing nails and looking passive*
Back to school shopping. I sit outside the changing room like Simon Cowell. Sorry, it’s a no from me.— Mary (@AnniemuMary) July 31, 2018
7. Damn it. EVERY YEAR.
Me: *buys a year's worth of snacks* OK kids, remember, these are for school.— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 3, 2015
Kids: *have already eaten all the snacks*
8. WHAT DOES ONE EVEN DO IN THIS SITUATION?
We have an emergency! Tomorrow is the first day of school and we don't have a little chalkboard for our kids to hold for the FB photos.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 31, 2017
9. So embarassing, mom.
10. Dark. But true.
The only thing that brings more joy than the laughter of a child is when the school bus comes to take them away.— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) May 3, 2016
11. "It has been mere hours since your departure and my cold heart cannot take it"
My wife was on the second page of the lunch note to our kindergartner when I reminded her she couldn't really read.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 1, 2016
12. EVERY POC kid's problem
"what's your name?"— ruthy pearce (@ramhaeandrea) September 14, 2015
no it's Ramhae
13. It's the little things.
The best part of kids going back to school is I can play Fortnite again without getting killed so fast.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 8, 2018
14. Absolutely astonishing, to no one but them.
15. lol my b
Sorry I gave you a high five when you said your kids went back to school today...I thought you were fake-crying to be funny. My fault.— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) August 23, 2016
16. Wait, this is very relatable.
the kid in me still wants to go to Walmart in August and buy the littest trapper keeper and mechanical pencil combo ever #backtoschool— Jesse Yarbrough (@schools_AP) August 5, 2017
17. If you don't annoy your Facebook friends with these photos, did your kids even go back to school?
Local mom causes children to be late on 1st day of school after a 2-hour photo session in their driveway. See Facebook for more details.— The Ostrich (@ALostrich) August 10, 2017
18. Goal achieved. Deuces, fam.
Parenting goals: Keep children alive until they're old enough to be handed over to the public school system.— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) October 26, 2015
Told my employer I have plans to return to work the same day as my children go back to school. I figured we should all be miserable together— Lotus Princess (@lilpinklotus) August 7, 2017
20. They must have not been very popular lol loser.
42 years ago my parents took a picture of me going to kindergarten. It didn't get any likes or comments.— Jayne Jensen (@Jaynewhatwhat) August 10, 2017
21. Where is the team spirit, guys?
My kids don't seem to be as excited as me for the "Back to School Countdown" calendar I created.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 25, 2016
22. The teacher must have kids.
My 7-year-old had a substitute on the first day of school.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 10, 2017
Teacher burnout started early this year.
23. WE MADE IT
You know it's Back to School time when moms alone at Target are high-fiving when they pass each other in the aisles.— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) August 25, 2015
24. Practice makes perfect!
Practicing for the first day of school by muttering "we're late," throwing cereal on the floor & making sure every outfit is the wrong one.— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) August 19, 2016