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If Babies Aren't Really Your Thing, You'll Love These 15 Funny Tweets

By Nina / jeudi 4 janvier 2018 10:00
Some people are suckers for babies and their chubby cheeks, haphazard movements, and toothless smiles. Others are less amused. If you fall into the latter category and the mere sight of a baby makes you cringe, these tweets are for you.

We get it, in theory. Babies are tiny, unbridled quasi-people. They bounce around and squeak and are cute to look at for a few seconds, but as soon as you hold them the wrong way, or they’re hungry, or god knows what’s wrong with it (you know, since they can’t verbally tell you), it’s hard to see past the fact that they’re no more than saggy sacks of skin whose very survival is as fragile as their mushy skulls.

It’s an unpopular opinion, but some of us are just anti-baby people (not counting baby animals). If you’re one of these people, these 15 hilarious tweets will speak to you.

1. I immediately regret this decision.

2. But I was already halfway to the baby store.

3. Very poopy indeed.

4. The hold-my-baby version of a trust fall.

5. I just didn't care about your baby.

6. We had a good run.

7. I'd rather not.

8. Hard pass.

9. I see it has all the usual features.

10. Count like a regular person!

11. How do you like that?

12. A puppy would be nice.

13. Aparently that's considered gross negligence.

14. Zip the lip.

15. You're dreams will come true, fam. 

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By  DragonMaiden7  |  6

Babies are just human maggots, if you really think about it. They are pudgy, have rolls, have goggly eyes, they eat disgusting things... I mean it’s really indistinguishable

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By  DragonMaiden7  |  6

Babies are just human maggots, if you really think about it. They are pudgy, have rolls, have goggly eyes, they eat disgusting things... I mean it’s really indistinguishable

By  Daniel Ralph  |  9

It annoys me when people criticise aging babies by number of weeks or months. There was a big difference between my son at 12 months and 23 months. Just saying he's 1 would not have been sufficient.

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