Work: I work at restaurant/ bar and yesterday was the St. Patricks... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2016 15:16 - United States - Hackettstown

I work at restaurant/ bar and yesterday was the St. Patricks day parade were hundreds of locals come in and get drunk late into the night. One of the customers "loved" my service, so when he left he decided to squeeze my nipples and kiss me on the lips infront of my boss and coworkers. I cried. FML

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