Health: I woke up with red dots all over my arms so, thinking it was...

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 04:36 - United States

I woke up with red dots all over my arms so, thinking it was chicken pox, I rushed to the doctor. Turns out it was just something that can happen before you develop a cold. I was sent home with a sticker. That was the most expensive sticker ever.

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