Love: I've been seeing this guy for 7 years without having sex. He... - FML

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By ashlwy - 14/01/2017 19:16

I've been seeing this guy for 7 years without having sex. He proposed in September and i said yes. We started having lots and lots of sex (cause we were supposed t be married in 5 months anyway) and I got pregnant. He took off to a different country. FMLLLLLLL

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icemand90 17

Friday 3 February 2017 15:48

1.probably only you not having sex. 2. wow I'll give points for persistence 3. totaly a ****** up douche move

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THswagPLAYA 1

Friday 20 January 2017 19:25

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icemand90 17

Friday 3 February 2017 15:48

1.probably only you not having sex. 2. wow I'll give points for persistence 3. totaly a ****** up douche move

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