Today, I'm so far in the friend zone with the girl I'm in love... - FML

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By swafii - 16/03/2018 06:04

Today, I'm so far in the friend zone with the girl I'm in love with that I've seen her naked everyday for almost a year and not once had sex with her. She told me tonight that she plans on " fucking my brother's brains out, all night long". My brother is 18 I'm 24. FML

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Callyn 47

Saturday 17 March 2018 18:51

So have you talked to her about this? Cause if she doesn't know that you're interested, why shouldn't she **** your brother?

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Callyn 47

Saturday 17 March 2018 18:51

So have you talked to her about this? Cause if she doesn't know that you're interested, why shouldn't she **** your brother?

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