Miscellaneous: I decided to try out the expensive steeping mug I got as a gift...

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 19:40 - Canada - Toronto

I decided to try out the expensive steeping mug I got as a gift for Christmas. Apparently this mug is so good that 4 hours later, I burnt my tounge so severely that I haven't been able to talk for the last few hours. FML.

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