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Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

By Nadine / vendredi 27 juillet 2018 05:30
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

 

 For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "hanky pankies" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.

 

(2) ok thanks for letting us know

Today, when your parents don't let you be independent, but deep inside you know you are lazy oaf.FML (1). FML

is this a rap

Today, I just remembered that I had a bf as a kid and we never broke up and he left the school it has been a few years and I wonder if he has forgotten me. FML

suuuure

Today fml I cheated on my girlfriend of 9 years for the first time and itwass the last timeuntilo I am on medication for back pain and nerve pain they also had me on a antidepressants and giving me testosterone shots I was not in control of my actions and need help

y so fat and short?

Today not fair, why I work so hard exercise 2hrs daily and eat well still can’t get any taller y can’t I be 180cm tall, but 150cm n why can’t I have 100cm long legs like I always dreamt y can’t I get taller slimmer no matter how I exercise y some people get to be so skinny n some so fat. FML

i promise you your dad was trying to help you out please read the dictionary.

Today my father burns my whole new novel “ you were my crush ” and give me a dictionary and said read this, not that, how can I told him that I like to read love story not this shit ?

wrong.

So today... I went to work, I needed to go really badly, so I ran up the stairs, and jumped over the bench, I completely forgot where I put my shoes, and ended up sliding on my bum right in front of the guy I like.. sucks to be me, right? ??

?????????? ok

My mom used to tell me get on that game know I’m on guitar all the time just to go to Strip clubs

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

Your ghosts screwed up the punchline! It’s “Little Caesar’s”

(That’s what “little scissors” would sound like with a Mexican accent.)

Try this one during your next haunting: Did you hear about the Mexican fireman who named his first son José? He named his second son Hose B.

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

Your ghosts screwed up the punchline! It’s “Little Caesar’s”

(That’s what “little scissors” would sound like with a Mexican accent.)

Try this one during your next haunting: Did you hear about the Mexican fireman who named his first son José? He named his second son Hose B.

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