Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "hanky pankies" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
this guy has been sitting at his dinner table for 1 month waiting for a response
today at the time of dinner, I abused the waiter because he made me wait too long. I couldn't control my anger and that anger came out in the form of abuse which was so embarrassing for him. Now I'm in the guiltiness of abusing that waiter. should I go to him and ask him to pardon?
luvvvvv the poetry ones
waking up sick and tired and the sound of animals so annoying with breaking heart
new, recent, as of 2018 incase anyone was not clear
I don't know what to really do.... my new recent boyfriend as of 2018 has been so up and down. one minute I think we are at the end and the next he's saying I love you and sending my amigos. I love him, but I have no idea what to think..
LOL OK thats good
today at work I was working my job in the toy department and a lady came up to me and asked me where the grapes were at
ok thank you for the info but the only fml here was that my eyes had to read that. try tinder amigo
Today, I love big butts, grannies, Indian bbw milfs, let's get it on if you're from Lubbock Texas. FML
Today... I am sober for the first time after years. I just realize I have 2 kids! ... FML
o shit and then what
So I was always held hands with a girl I liked. Out of nowhere she doesn't want to hold hands anymore and then she said I don't want to get too close, our friendship is important and I know someone that likes you
wow. well THANK GOD you made it thru that difficult time.
Today I went to the toilet not realising it was going to be a number 2 so I didn't bring my phone...
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!