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Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

By nadine / vendredi 22 juin 2018 10:01
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "caca sheelungas" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.

breaking news get the tabloids here stat

Today, I met Michelle Obama. For those who don't know she is a transgender male. After meeting the ex first lady, or whatever, I had to go to the bathroom in the stall next to her. It was loud. FML

i love spoken word

So about a week ago, my therapist told me I should start eating more fruit to recover I asked what I should start with she told me something like pineapple so I went to the store and got some pineapple I had some and fell asleep the next day I woke up with puffy eyes swollen Tung and throat. FML

hi hubby i had surgery how was ur day

from medical issues I needed to get my tubes, Surgery removed and thought hubby and I were on the same page, so yesterday I had surgery and today he told me he didn't want me to have it done and is mad at me... FML

F M L AMIRIGHT?

I was playing a video game and all of a sudden I get hit with a foreign MATH PROBLEM... smh FML

Ross when he hits rock bottom and comes to FML.

I was told we are on a break on hold for him to figure out his stuff. Ended up being you moved on to your next date

da fuck are you masturbating to?

The regrets I get after masturbating are fucking horrible regrets. I love it, although I regret after doing it. FML

you folded your dad!?

Today, I folded my dad, I had my first period yesterday. Yesterday was Father’s Day. Since I didn’t tell him, I ruined a pair of underwear. It was caked in blood. FML.

honestly kenta has always been a big ol b tho.

today Kenta gave me a baby Pikachu and I was like AWWWW but then I stopped being high and it turned into a muffin literally everyone heard me say awww because of a muffin an now Kenta won't stop making fun of me

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

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By  BrotherPhil  |  32

I'm guessing the the person with regrets is either Catholic or one of these "christian" puritan sects that hates just about everything, and especially hates anything to do with sex. Or women. Or women having sex. Or sexy women.Or...

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