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Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

By nadine / vendredi 20 avril 2018 05:30
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "rubber duckies" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
 

dirty spandax is a good band name, dibs

I took a nap to find out when Is one up to a phone call my sister was having dirty on her spandex she almost died

these fmls are so poetic

Half sleep: The time was asked. looked at the phone and asked "what's 0236" then 5 seconds of silence and we laugh.

ok buddy off to the loony bin for you

Today, Recently the Americans claimed to have overseen the insertion of a steel/titanium bolt into my left ankle as to thwart the British and stick the Saudis with me. Presumably it would nullify me for both Royal positions otherwise mine, my right of birth. They can zap the metal remotely and it hurts.. FML

CRUEL AND UNNECESSARY PUNISHMENT

Today, These people all working together to set up some unnecessary games. Putting look alike at the train station and setting a boy up at the bar for cruel and unnecessary punishment. Bout to show these slicks' what's up this weekend.. FML

pls I just want to be normal ok?

Today, These people come on the train and just stare at me like I'm a celebrity with celebrities. I want to be left alone. FML

SURPRISE, It's britney bitch

Well, surprise surprise, I stayed up all night wasted and now I’m surrounded by nut jobs feeling like I’ve been touched in the head by Britney ????

no ruh-speck

Well, my bf broke up with me for being nice to someone who called me a slut last year. great.

see: every fml ever

After being with a guy for 2.5 years plan to have a baby and leaves you at 8 months pregnant.

puncuation is v important guys

so me and my ex or still ongoing golf argue allot everyday is different though some better than most some more escalated than needed and of course some are from pure nowhere an equation of bare madness in one shrieking high pitched voice that should be on a screamo tour hold on she's coming back FML!!!

kinda like this fml, it should work, but it went wrong when putting it together

The mechanic showed up to fix my car. He says “It’s the fuel pump” *replaces fuel pump* says to me it doesn’t work, replaces it again and says “this one works but it isn’t working”

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  21

Americans think they're so smart. Well that guy's onto you, CIA Person! Although I'm guessing his doctor is an American, too, or he'd have the bolt removed. Oh, and shout out to the FBI, NSA, ICE, ATF, SHIELD, EIEIO... damn... too many law enforcement agencies to keep track of...

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