Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "balogna sandwiches" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
no writing or comp classes tho
I am a near perfect GPA, college graduate in graphic design working in the laundry.
either spark my buttocks or leave me be
Today, emailing again and again, the little rascal got me. Two seconds afterwards, with two bananas I sparked her buttocks and there my girlfriend Isidora stood with a dildo and a Dora. Fridays are supposed to be fun FML
THIS IS THE NEXT GREAT LOVE STORY
Walking with my boyfriend and his friend when his friend made a joke about me loving him and I said no..... my boyfriend looked at me heart broken.....
why is this cruel world so unfair
my friends decided to take my phone when I needed to get on the bus and they gave it back when my bus left and now I'm grounded for it and I have to walk a mile home
i came here for the ladies n the draaank
Today, last night I was drank, I met a woman. I fall in love with her, but her boyfriend came and she went with her boyfriend. then I came back to him... ha ha. FML
drug out bc drugs. DRUGS
I got drug out of work because I have the same name as a drug dealer that is my student, good-by being a respected or a job as a teacher.
unless someone set ur car on fire its not an fml bud
so I got a new 2018 car not really thinking of how much the insurance is going to be now... FML
makes total sense
today I was trying to open my room door to figure out that you have to pull to open the door I run out and slip FML
so much is happening here i am STRESSED
I woke up. And I'm still alive PLUS my ex is claiming he still loves me and someone who tried to have sex with me IS DATING MY LIL SISSTER she's14 FML
wait this one is legit tho
It's a week into April and it’s snowing. Like a blizzard. Enough to build a snowman. So cold. Where is Spring
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!