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Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

By Nadine / vendredi 16 mars 2018 10:00
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "sassafrasses" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
 

there are so many missing parts to this story

So today I noticed my mom messages a lot Facebook she married doesn't really need to be on Facebook 24/7 anyways. So I saw what looked like a secret profile she's not a good liar by the way. His password was her name. She was Catfishing guys. My heart stopped FML what am I supposed to do. ?

when u want to be faithful but ball is life

I think my husband is cheating on me but I'm not sure... he has Facebook messages from a girl he grew up with "I miss hanging out with you" and her replay "yeah, he had a lot of fun;)" and he talks about her son and how they look alike and they should go see Niagara falls together and shoot hoops

how does one confess with their body

last week I had confessed with my body that I have a big crush on his sister. Now everything looks award plus we work together at the same place.

he didnt even GROPE THEM.

"Today" I hate women! All they do is bullying me by staying at me and assuming that I'm a rapist or some pervert when I never spoke to them or even groped them. So what the hell!? Judging me is A FORM OF BULLYING AND HARASSMENT!!!!!! To all the women who are reading this, FUCK YOU! "FML".

ok................go on

Today, God is retarded, and so is my annoying brother. They can go fuck themselves.. FML

oH mY GoD

Today, me and my best we were sitting in our seats when Jake (just a boy in our class) and Jaxon (who is my ex) came over and sat next to each other and I had dared Alicia to see how long she could lie for so she proceeded to tell them I had met a boy called jack at the dentist and now Jaxon hates me! FML!

i dont think anyone can help u buddy

I texted a friend many messages and she messaged in the day indicating that she doesn't think she can help me anymore. However, at work she can. she's also my manager at work. how fucked up is this.

this is definitely the first time this has ever happened to anyone.

Today, a new season of my favorite show came out on Netflix... But I can't watch it since I cant's login to Netflix.; -; FML..... FML

THIS IS REAL, THIS IS ME

thinking he would understand I told my bf the real me he broke up with me.

where the fuck do you work

today a rumor was spread around work about my lead hand and my service writer and some asshole in the shop blamed the making of the rumor on me... -_- now my lead hand and my service writer hate me and I still don't know what the rumor it...

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

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