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Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

By Nadine / vendredi 26 janvier 2018 10:00
Get ready for another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "crap piles" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
 

party is life

Today, Tomorrow is my birthday, but my grlfrds grandma has been in the hospital for the last 5 days and can’t seem to recover from surgery. Drs said they want to pull the plug.. we’ve only been dating for 2 months and don’t even know her grandma. Me and my girl had planned to party. Should I still party?. FML

factz, downloads do use the internet

Today, my husband decided that I am an irrational monster because I think downloading a video uses the internet. I'm not allowed to leave the house, or go in a room and close the door. I'm basically trapped. He just keeps screaming at me randomly, especially if I cry. Downloads use internet. FML

wut is this thing i see 

I love to play video games, but of course I have a hard time registering what I'm seeing so it's nearly impossible to play

oh. :|

I'm still depressed over the love of my life breaking up with me. That's it. There's no funny joke. I'm very sad.

the betrayal

I was getting intimate with my bf. He started to quote Harry Potter. He knows I am not a fan of it so I got turned off a bit & said that can we role play something else. He started to cry & said that he cannot deal with my betrayal. I am now single just cause I did not want to be Hermione. FML

...is this a beastiality confession 

Today, Today my dog got carried away and came in my pants and it reached 'you know where' well, I know that with human to human that can cause pregnancy so I had to google if my dog can impregnate me. (Luckily they can't) FML. FML

period? more like exclamation point amiright

Today, Today I am on my periods! I asked my bf to stay away as I was having mood swings! Idk what he thought when I was sleeping, he came removed my pants and started touching everywhere! And everywhere there was blood!! And the timing was also so perfect that the doorbell rang! my mom was back! FML. FML

how shitty

Today, my ex came over and we were having sex and he says "can I put my finger in your butt" when I go to reply no he had already done it and I shit on his hand... fml.

wait wut

Today, When I was around 12yrs, I often hated reporting to Sch. on the 1st day. But today the story is different I would love to report to Sch. on day 1 but my financial stand says no. F**k my life.. FML

the mixed signals tho

Today, Five months ago, my boyfriend told me to get off birth control since I get moody. I did. Now I'm pregnant and he says he doesn't want to be with me because I should've listened to him? What is that suppose to mean. FML

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

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