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Here Are This Week's Top 10 Funniest Comments

By Nadine / samedi 3 février 2018 05:30
What better way to get ready for the weekend than to read about all the fuckery that's been going on over here at FML? Enjoy!

10. Great location, great school system, old man pooping on the toilet...

By Shocked - / Sunday 28 January 2018 19:00 /

“he costs extra, but you can rent him, too.”

-blahblahbbity

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9.  This is why family reunions are always awkward.

“Hopefully you replied "neither is self defense!" before kicking him in the balls so hard, they popped.”
-coolmike669

8. Good parenting 101.

“They wanted to try out your bong to make sure it was of sufficient quality for their son. Parenting requires sacrifices like that!”
-RichardPencil

7. The results are in: you ARE the father!

“I feel like in OP's situation, the DNA test stands for "Do Not Ask!"”
-Glowworm56 

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6. When fitness is life.

“That's why you don't skip leg day bro”
-OCD_NME

5. Nothing but respect for MY wax lady.

“He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a cunt..,”
-manb91uk

“911 I like to report a murder”
-Arishikage

4. And even more hilarious political puns...

“She took him out with her weapon of mASS destruction.”
-Sara Hubbell

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3. They mean business.

By Shocked - / Sunday 28 January 2018 19:00 /

“Damn, those realtors are taking house staging to the next level.”
-MaltWarrior

2. Budumpshhh.

World

Today, I was having sex with my wife. Halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom, but she complained so I stayed. It was explosive diarrhea. I was on top. FML

By Dr Pepper - / Sunday 28 January 2018 00:00 / Canada

“You really shit the bed on this one.”
-OCD_NME

1. Annnnd another one for this FML because the comments were fire, much like this guys ass. 

World

Today, I was having sex with my wife. Halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom, but she complained so I stayed. It was explosive diarrhea. I was on top. FML

By Dr Pepper - / Sunday 28 January 2018 00:00 / Canada

“You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.”
-RichardPencil

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“Time to let the diarrhea fly and change the subject!”
-RichardPencil

“Time to hack his butt plug”
-leeloo7

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