Here Are This Week’s Top 10 Funniest Comments!

By Nina / samedi 27 janvier 2018 05:30
In this week’s edition, we’ve got penises, butt plugs, and vibrators, and basically anything involving penetration. Oh, and as always, very clever wordplay!

10. Look away!

World
By Sergeant - / Monday 22 January 2018 13:00 / Russian Federation

“'Significant shrinkage!'

The water was cold!”

-RichardPencil

 

9. Ba dum tss.

“They probably thought you would seizure this opportunity to make a little extra cash on the side.”
-Dave_Davington

 

8. Like the ones they used to sell at Sharper Image.

“Uhhh Mom, it's a neck massager.”
-Lobby_Bee

 

7. Especially not from your wife.

World

Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist: "I need a bigger drill." FML

By Aseemann - / Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:00 / Denmark - Svendborg

“That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually”
-manb91uk

 

6. *raises eyebrow ever so slightly*

“Even the butt plug?

You didn’t find the butt plug? Where could the butt plug be?”

-RichardPencil

 

5. Down low, too slow.

“Came to post this same FML, but I guess someone beat me to it by a couple days.”
-Darthstormer

 

4. We’re all a little scarred.

“I want to write a fml about reading this fml”
-OCD_NME

 

3. Shove it down y0ur juice box instead.

“Religion is like a dick. If you have one, that's good for you. But don't shove it down my throat.”
-iny0urjuicybox

 

2. New high score!

“What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?”
-coolmike669

 

1. Well, I’ll say.

“Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'penetration testing.'”
-prometheus531

 


META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“Well at least it wasn’t made from a mould of your husband’s penis.

Wait, was it?”

-manb91uk

 

“Not much luck for you! Car wont be towed after the blow out, your mums car is broken and now your co-worker forgot you.”
-Late For Breakfast

 

World

Today, I'm traveling halfway around the world to see my long-distance boyfriend. Today, he informed me that he took the wrong days off from work and will not be joining me. FML

By Flyyyy - / Friday 26 January 2018 01:30 / Italy - Lissone

“Was he supposed to go to Paris but his friends left without him?”
-texaskitty86

 

 

THE ONE WHERE MONICA MAKES A FORESKIN FOR JOEY AWARD

“Someone get me a slice of baloney, a staple gun, some crazy glue, and some ice cream!”
-Donut_wizard

 

 

SLONGLAUGHT AWARD

“I hope you aren’t the parents of the same 10 year-old kid who was accidentally sent a nude this week... Poor thing’ll need some serious therapy after this slongslaught”
-manb91uk

Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
No comments yet.
Comments
No comments yet.
Similar
Loading data…