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Here Are This Week’s Top 10 Funniest Comments!

By Nina / samedi 16 décembre 2017 05:30
In this week’s edition of the comment countdown, we’ve got the sarcasm, bad advice, and a bunch of exes.

10. That's one expensive deli platter.

“Package your meat or you’ll end up with a baby sausage that will cost you the rest of your life”
-DragonMaiden7

 

9. Nightmares!

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 December 2017 14:00 / United Kingdom - Bolton

“ If you'd paid more attention to the Final Destination series, you would've known this might happen.”
-Cassandra Abna Splawn

 

8. The sarcasm is strong with this one.

“You're right, this is a FML moment. Your father doesn't deserve to find someone he likes.”
-Lobby_Bee

 

7. Words of wisdom.

“One word about seeking revenge without knowing 100% that you can beat the victim: Taekwondon’t!”
-RichardPencil

 

6. Yet another hazing disaster.

“Did a bunch of people surround him chanting "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"?”
-Glowworm56

 

5. Who can resist that oiled-up naked bod?

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By Anonymous - / Monday 11 December 2017 14:00 / United Kingdom - Poole

“Aw, I'm so happy for you, Greased Up Deaf Guy.”
-Dave_Davington

 

4. *raises one eyebrow*

“If he made tomato risotto, no one would’ve been the wiser.”
-RichardPencil

 

3. You can tell by the way I use my walk.

“All you need to stay alive are the Bee Gees.”
-exileonmainst

 

2. Tales of a submissive.

“I mean, RichardPencil has been on this app for a decently long time and is very good at comebacks. If getting featured on this is your goal, who's to say you can't take comeback lessons?”
-I’madumbass

“I tried to get comeback lessons once. When they told me to take my shirt off and lean forwards, I realised that there had been a slight misunderstanding.”
-Dave_Davington

 

1. ba dum tss

“I understand why you laughed, your art class sounds like a joke”
-RickySleeves

 

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“It also helps that you have the same name as his favourite character on Family Guy.”
-exileonmainst

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 December 2017 01:30 /

“If you’re feeling at all unsafe, try putting a pair of boobs on your head. I hear great things.”
-exileonmainst

 

 

HOW ORIGINAL AWARD

“I hope you mean EX-brother!”
-RichardPencil

“I hope you mean EX-coworker! Wait! You do! Who says wishes don’t come true?”
-RichardPencil

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

I just (sarcasm ON) love (sarcasm OFF) the snotty, self-righteous tone of the “I hope you mean ex-...” construct, and I’m happy to satirize it whenever I get the chance!

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