Here Are This Week’s 10 Most Hilarious Comments!
10. And here we have a lovely example of Fucc_Logic_4evuh fucking logic. For how long? I’m gonna have to guess forever.
Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML
“I'm gonna have to guess it's Jim.”
9. But you are not Asian, Regulate, you’re half man-half seal. How do you pronounce it in that case?
“My brother's name is Christopher. If we were Asian, I'd pronounce it Christopher.”
8. That’s the spirit, chyiochan!
“Wouldn't be a stranger if you'd just greet them!”
7. Fantastic use of alliteration, Ashamed_Sister.
“She had no place for a dump, so she dumped that dumb dude.”
6. This is not even a great comment, but we should all make comments with the self-assured confidence that Dave_Davington exhibits here.
“That's a rocky situation. I regret nothing.”
5. This, my friends, is how you set up a pun. Take a bow, RichardPencil.
Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML
“I salute you! You deserve a round of applause for having such an adventure. Or, at least a clap.”
4. Ya gave me a chuckle, Lobby_Bee. Well done.
“Dont worry about it. It only looks like it's spelled HCOC because you are looking at it through the mirror.”
3. PUN GAME STRONG. RichardPencil, you get to be on the list twice this week!
“Tree strikes, you’re out!”
2. Autonomous Sims are my nightmare, Dark_Cecilia!
“Drat, my attempt to kill that sim was foiled...”
1. Isn’t it amazing what a little effort can do, Glowworm56?
Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML
“If you look hard enough, like really really hard, you'll see a dick pretty much everywhere.”