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Here Are This Week’s 10 Most Hilarious Comments!

By Nina / vendredi 25 août 2017 06:30
In this week’s comment buffet, we’ve got a lovely spread of stupid jokes, on-point puns, and dicks. Dicks everywhere.

10. And here we have a lovely example of Fucc_Logic_4evuh fucking logic. For how long? I’m gonna have to guess forever.

“I'm gonna have to guess it's Jim.”

-Fucc_Logic_4evuh

9. But you are not Asian, Regulate, you’re half man-half seal. How do you pronounce it in that case?

“My brother's name is Christopher. If we were Asian, I'd pronounce it Christopher.”

-Regulate 

8. That’s the spirit, chyiochan!

“Wouldn't be a stranger if you'd just greet them!”

-chyiochan

7. Fantastic use of alliteration, Ashamed_Sister.

“She had no place for a dump, so she dumped that dumb dude.”

-Ashamed_Sister

6. This is not even a great comment, but we should all make comments with the self-assured confidence that Dave_Davington exhibits here.

By Whywhywhy - / Sunday 20 August 2017 13:01 /

“That's a rocky situation. I regret nothing.”

-Dave_Davington 

5. This, my friends, is how you set up a pun. Take a bow, RichardPencil.

“I salute you! You deserve a round of applause for having such an adventure. Or, at least a clap.”

-RichardPencil

4. Ya gave me a chuckle, Lobby_Bee. Well done.

World

Today, my mates and I decided to get inked. I chose a chest tattoo of my last name, Coch. I'll let you guess what it looked like when I was finally able to inspect the damage. FML

By James - / Sunday 20 August 2017 16:00 / Czech Republic - Prague

“Dont worry about it. It only looks like it's spelled HCOC because you are looking at it through the mirror.”

-Lobby_Bee 

3. PUN GAME STRONG. RichardPencil, you get to be on the list twice this week!

“Tree strikes, you’re out!”

-RichardPencil

2. Autonomous Sims are my nightmare, Dark_Cecilia!

“Drat, my attempt to kill that sim was foiled...”

-Dark_Cecilia 

1. Isn’t it amazing what a little effort can do, Glowworm56?

World

Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML

By Havinci - / Tuesday 22 August 2017 20:00 / Egypt

“If you look hard enough, like really really hard, you'll see a dick pretty much everywhere.”

-Glowworm56

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By  Glowworm56  |  21

Whoah! I actually beat RichardPencil and got the number one spot! My quote actually comes from a zefrank youtube video called "A Song for Freud (about dicks...) " I actually messed up a bit and it's actually "You'll find a dick pretty much everywhere." but I'm glad it amused you so much.

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By  Glowworm56  |  21

Whoah! I actually beat RichardPencil and got the number one spot! My quote actually comes from a zefrank youtube video called "A Song for Freud (about dicks...) " I actually messed up a bit and it's actually "You'll find a dick pretty much everywhere." but I'm glad it amused you so much.

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