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Here Are the Top 10 Funniest Comments of the Week!

By Nina / vendredi 22 septembre 2017 06:30
This week in the comment countdown, we see the return of an old friend, some top-of-the-line puns, and we reflect on how lucky we are not to be the subject of these FMLs!

10. And the second rule, for that matter, GhostFox!

“Well, he won't be in it long, he's already broken the first rule!”

-GhostFox

9. ‘Tis indeed, Septembero.

“Sounds clitical.”

-Septembero

8. Roses are red, and damn you fine, but Donut_Wizard and Skaloicels777 have their priorities in line.

“To hell with sex, lets all go eat Doritos!”

-Donut_Wizard

“Doritos are life”

-Skasloicels777

7. Way to stand up for the oppressed, ARISKomuniszt.

“This is offensive to pink people.”

-ARISKomuniszt

 

6. Well played, Kristoffer.

“Oh, so you lost? *blocks you*”

-Really_dad?

”Really, dad?”

-Kristoffer

5. Leave it to RichardPencil to deliver this pun bomb.

By Renna303 - / Monday 18 September 2017 20:00 /

“No use fretting about it, you picked the wrong store to deal with and you got played! Once you peg the guitar maker, hopefully they won’t string you along and treat you like you’re a nut.”

-RichardPencil

4. Lobby_Bee had a million great comments this week. Like this one, for example.

“By any chance your boss' name is Dick? Sure sounds like something a Dick would do.”

-Lobby_Bee

3. It’s a catch 22, eh, Glowworm56?

“The good news: The guy's dick was obviously bigger than that little hole. The bad news: The guy's dick was obviously bigger than that little hole.”

-Glowworm56

2. Tripartita is back!

“Average New Jersey tuition: $15,355. Useless textbook: $200. Joy of getting an FML published: priceless. And $15,555.”

-Tripartita

1. Don’t we all, Fire_Princess16?

By Ewwwwno - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 11:00 / United States - Seattle

“I love FMLs like these, they make my family seem so normal.”

-Fire_Princess16

IMPROMPTU MEDICAL CONSULTATION AWARD

“I think I have this! What is it called??”

-kenken5

“Numb crumb, I believe.”

-Dave_Davington

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“If you have at least three years of experience I know of a job opening!”

-exileonmainst

“Were they hunting bigfoot? I hear that's a thing now.”

-exileonmainst

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