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Here Are The 9 Funniest Comments From This Week!

By Nadine / samedi 3 mars 2018 05:30
It's finally here! Our own little FML awards. For those of you who made the list, congratulations! You trudged through all the trolls and hate comments and still managed to pull through and drop in some funnies. And we noticed! So here they are, the 9 funniest comments of the week.

9. FML CONFESSIONS, just when I thought I said all I could say....

“Today, my wife got a new job, working for my girlfriend. FML” -AzrielB  

8. It's called fiscal responsibility, people.

“Your company is successful because you are not pissing your profits away on fancy, overpriced undies!” -RichardPencil

7. Savage. But ehhhh….. true.

“Just remove all warning lables in your house and let natural selection sort this out for you.” - OCD_NME

6. And when you're old and sick, will they let you move into their basement?

“So do the kids get to fight over who gets to inherit the basement when they grow up?” -Glowworm56  

5. Well, that's enough internet for one day.

“These Twilight fuckers are getting creative” -manb91uk

4. “She put a bag on my head… still counts!”

 “Doesn’t matter, had sex.” -Donut_Wizard

3. When ALL 100 COMMENTS SAY THE SAME EXACT THING.

“I don't know if anyone's already said this (probably not), but you should report it stolen and get a new roommate. I can't believe no one else has thought of this!” -sirrubberduckie

“I guess he could do that but dont you think he should report it stolen and get a new roommate instead?” -OCD_NME

2. We're really hoping this comment is true.

“I started a gofundme page for my expedition to get the sandwich. I hate sexism but I love sandwiches.” -OCD_NME

2. There are two kinds of people in this world:

My ex MIL gave my new born whole milk she never watched her again” -thatslifeiguess7

1. We finally addressed the issue at hand and wrote an article about it:

“No one holds Pencil properly ;(“ -RichardPencil  

“No one cares abouts pencil anymore :/ you had to know this day was bound to come. In the future all memories of pencil will be erased but fear not they will remember Richard's controversial comments” -Joshwarrior  

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“Plot twist: She's just bitchy because her boyfriend gave away his Valentine's present because Valentine's is for women, not men.” -Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey

“Kmart brand undies aren’t sexy, plus they were urine-stained anyways!” -RichardPencil

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By  tonyfan00  |  38

I'm starting to think we need to have a two-time limit on how many times one can appear in a single top-comments section. Either that or we need to bump up the amount we show off per week.

(I don't want to be "that guy", but it kinda feels like the FML Team hasn't really been trying recently...)

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By  tonyfan00  |  38

I'm starting to think we need to have a two-time limit on how many times one can appear in a single top-comments section. Either that or we need to bump up the amount we show off per week.

(I don't want to be "that guy", but it kinda feels like the FML Team hasn't really been trying recently...)

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  RichardPencil  |  24

I think the readers deserve to see the best comments of the week, regardless of authorship.

I’d like to see these awards be handed out in a manner like the Oscars, where the nominees walk the red carpet and win statuettes...every week!

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  Nadine  |  19

We read every comment made, so it's not for lack of trying. We invite you all to step your game up, and maybe you'll make in. Also- no offense to RichardPencil, whose comments are genuinely funny, but if you comment on 90% of the posts you're bound to get one of them in the funniest comments article.

The problem is people usually comment what everyone else has already said. Get creative and be funny and we will notice.

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