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Here Are The 9 Funniest Comments From This Week

By Nadine / samedi 24 février 2018 05:30
You guys read all the things, you comment on the things, and we we slowly keep track, take note, gather lists, and then create an article just based off you guys. Actually, the whole process is kinda creepy if you think about it. FML. Oh well! Here are the 9 funniest comments of the week!

9. It's because he doesn't know how he got there, GOSH.

"Why call the police?

“911, what’s your emergency?”

“I’m in California.”

“...”

“...”

“Ok?”

-draghkar

8. *Budumpsh*

"Looks like she's given this some forethought."  -BiGTiMeNeRD  

7. Your baby is totes cooler than you and has probably seen some shit.

“On the plus side, your baby has street cred now.” -bluhbluhbluh  

6. So punny.

By SphereMaiden - / Thursday 22 February 2018 01:30 /

"His loss. Girl don’t even sweat it.” - fueledbysarcasmandcoffee

5. This, guys, is what teamwork looks like. 

“My brother got one that said, “Wash warm. Tumble dry.”” -RichardPencil

   “That’s weird. The label in my shirt told me that “Happiness is the fountain of life”” -manb91uk  

4. Let me straight with you, ma.

"It might be faster for us to list the places my mouth hasn't been on him." -ChakatBlackstar  

3. STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY.

“That apple will DEFINITELY keep the doctor away.” -Anthony Ginder

2. So help me, the tooth fairy.

By Dominique Richards - / Tuesday 20 February 2018 19:00 /

“Lawsuit!


Of course, you’ll have to go to court and tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.” -RichardPencil

1. You were all thinking it!

“Here's a good life hack for all you parents of loud, screamy little fuckers. Not only is the overhead compartment great for an impromptu time out, as an added bonus it also helps to muffle his screaming.” -Dave_Davington  

ULTIMATE META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

(It's what happens when people can't behave on airplanes and people see a trend.)

"I will not stop farting. Not till that peacock stops staring at me, that kid stops screaming like a demon reject, and that chick puts her panties back on." -Chris Ratliff Jr.

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

I’m grateful that (insert my crappy comment) did make the list!

I just wonder what they didn’t like about (insert another crappy comment) or (insert a third crappy comment.)

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  RichardPencil  |  25

I’m grateful that (insert my crappy comment) did make the list!

I just wonder what they didn’t like about (insert another crappy comment) or (insert a third crappy comment.)

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