Here Are The 17 Funniest Tweets Of The Week!
1. I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say: HONESTLY.
All of us: “Spring, you still coming?”— Anthony.🕺🏾 (@_MacaroniTony) April 10, 2018
Spring: “who all over there?”
2. When you're tired of being left out on the big holidays
tomorrow is Friday the 13th and national kiss day and if I don’t get kissed or murdered I’ll be very disappointed— 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖒 (@faguettte) April 12, 2018
3. Give this tweeter an award.
"don't forget to drink the water, humans like water" pic.twitter.com/RyhWE74Sl4— ＲＵＩＮ™🇸🇾 (@BravingRuin) April 10, 2018
4. Another one because Mark Zuckerberg done fucked up this time
That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth pic.twitter.com/VEaQjz9Z6s— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) April 10, 2018
5. Another time for the people in the back!
U might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t, so keep ur FUCKING plastic out of the ocean!!!— rav (@Doughbvy) April 11, 2018
6. Pretty sure even people who hate the Kardashians were upset about this one.
If I was Khloe I would tell Tristan he can see the birth of his child on the next season of KUWTK— Juliap15 (@juliapencek) April 12, 2018
7. ....And they've all got somthing to say about it.
just read a comment under Tristan Thompson’s latest IG photo saying “you broke your daughter’s heart before any other boy could” and now idk if I can continue on with my day— corr (@ForeverCorr_) April 11, 2018
8. Wait for it
Found this on reddit (u/someothermate) this is the funniest thing I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/zdTPelV3Je— Leesha (@xsparkage) April 13, 2018
9. You know where I'm at, you know where I be
Protect cardi b at all costs. pic.twitter.com/O79rKQ20gh— Hoodi-E 🦖 (@DadyChampagne) April 10, 2018
10. This is the truest thing to ever be true
You gotta Snapchat, dm, and text your girl all @ the same time. That way if you piss her off in 1 convo, you still have two lives left.— Trevon (@_iTrevii) April 9, 2018
11. WHAT WILL TWO WOMEN DO WITH THEIR WEAK BABY HANDS
I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she'd have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.— Gabrielle Korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) April 9, 2018
12. Can't stop won't stop
i’m in Target rn and i just overhead a woman tell her daughter. “come on baby. daddy will be home around 8:30 and we have to beat him there to hide all the clothes we’re buying.” i 110% think i just saw a glimpse of my future— Sara (@saradesdinn) April 9, 2018
13. Thank you sir, here is your diploma & have a good day
I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. pic.twitter.com/X8NdjG6vdY— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 13, 2018
14. This cat has learned that actions have consequences.
If you listen closely you can hear me wheezing pic.twitter.com/9vjaJMOzfX— madison (@mad_dawgg13) April 12, 2018
15. When you're dedicated to the music
Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat.— Eric Saueracker (@esaueracker) April 11, 2018
This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now... pic.twitter.com/p57iMIal7D
16. This is a work of art
This is mesmerizing pic.twitter.com/63YLdqoJHR— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) April 9, 2018
17. Burn the house down.
My 3 year-old just made me crap my pants when she looked down our bathroom sink and goes “Hi Georgie...”— bri (@BornToBriWild) April 13, 2018
(Keep in mind she’s never seen a scary movie in her life, let alone IT)
Against my better judgement i look down the drain AND
..it’s Peppa Pig’s little brother, George. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/65iWQkMevq