Here Are The 10 Funniest Comments Of The Week!
10. Am I laughing or crying?
“New game: Drink a shot every time the cops are called on an innocent black person. Be sure to update your will before playing, though.” -BurnInDemonFire
9. Is it worth it, girl?
“I've heard of faking an orgasm to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.” -heUnforgiven
8. When the troll gets trolled.
Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML
“This is why we need to keep shaming fat people. Whenever we let them think they are real people with valid opinions people get hurt.” -peanuts363
“Dude, you forgot to add women, vegans, Democrats, people who identify as LGBTQ+, atheists, black people, Muslims, Jews, the working class, the poor, the homeless, the terminally ill, immigrants (both legal, and illegal), murderers, rapists, child abusers, zombies, werewolves, vampires, extra-terrestrial beings, and dragons, to your list.
enjoy being facetious as much as I enjoy sarcasm, and irony.” -BurnInDemonFire
7. West Side Story FTW.
“You girl's petty, oh! So petty! She is petty, and sassy, and vaaaaaain, and I pity you when she runs after you again! Tralalalala la la lalala!” -Yudith
6. Bested again.
“Autocorrect claims another victim.” -geekynerd88
5. It's not that serious. But it is that funny.
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
“Why dont you just call her an ambulance and not go with her? Plus she will get stuck with the ambulance bill and will stop lying.” - real life problems
“Yes, as a paramedic, I have undergone years of theoretical and practical training and carry thousands of dollars worth of specialised equipment just so you can use me in a passive-aggressive ploy against your roommate.” -Arseminer
4. The perfect response.
“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!” -silve
3. She's like a pageant baby, but for Instagram.
“her diet is breast milk and rogaine” - BlueSteele220
“Rule 1 of business: Eliminate the competition.” -d3rpb0t
1. This comment is funny on so many levels, but mostly that we all just got rick rolled.
“Good thing Croatia didn’t win. They have a player named Nevergunna Letyugo.” -RichardPencil
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
“Maybe they were afraid she would have an orgasm and pass out?” -Abbusser