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Here Are 12 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!

By Nadine / samedi 10 mars 2018 05:30
Here they are: the comments you've all been waiting for. The good, the bad, and the ugly -- but all funny. You may have made it on the list and you may have not, and others may have made it in (again.) Either way, quit your yappin' and complaining', sit back, and have a laugh, would ya?

12. Seriously, where have I seen this plot before...

“This sounds like some sort of millennial soap opera.” -Donut_Wizard  

11. Well, if this isn't the truest thing to ever be written...

“Dogs are for people who need to be looked at as a God. Cats are for people who are strong enough for their God to stand on their chest at 5am, demanding a sacrifice.” - BrotherPhil  

10. Amidst all the judgment, some sarcastic kindness. Isn't that all we can ask for?

“congrats on being a grandmother” -StarkWolf_fml  

9. You raise the important questions, sir.

“I'm more curious at who drew the short straw on having to confront him and restrain him. Sir please put your penis away, we can't stop laughing at the size.” -Zekfen  

8. Answer: Yes.

“I answer your question with a riddle: If a man says something and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?” - Razell

7. Good thing we've got a lawyer here at FML! Seems legit.

“Well technically it isn’t your car anymore. See if your mother really did pee on the seat, that does mean she has claimed ownership of it. But, you should still lick the steering wheel in case there is any doubt in court.” - Donut_Wizard  

6. This means war.

“I have taken your garden gnome hostage. If you ever wish to see him again, leave cookies and an apology note for being an unbearable douchbag at all hours of the night on the flat sculpture in the corner of the yard.” -Donut_wizard

5. When the gender norm joke is just too good to pass up

World

Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding, so I had to go about my day wearing a maxi pad. My girlfriend won't stop congratulating me on growing into a beautiful young woman. FML

By Painful periods - / Thursday 8 March 2018 18:00 / United Kingdom - Lincoln

“I can tell this is a difficult period in your life.

I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.” -manb91uk

4. Lord, if anyone complains about this one...

“Make sure you change the battery every three or four years. You want to be ready for 2065. I’ll bet you’ll have a lot of texts and emails to reply to!” -RichardPencil  

3. Or this!

“I hope that trash is going, going, gonorrhea!” - RichardPencil

 

2. And, here's a two for one:

“Was this your first time meeting her? Sounds like you really hit it off!” - cdgrayson

“Oh look, the criminal is bringing his car back to the lot! Perfect opportunity for Madame Shortbus to ruin the day!” -GMSP  

1. COMMENTS ARTICLE-CEPTION

“(Increasingly butter comment about not getting into the comment awards)” - Wintermelons  

“I fear you may end up spreading yourself too far. Also, I suddenly want toast.” -BurnInDemonFire  

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“But she'll always remember him from the clap he gave her.” - cornyrob

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  23

You like me! You really like me! Let's see... I want to thank God, my parents, Jennifer Aniston (call me), Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Kylie Minogue (call me, as well), the spirit of President Grover Cleveland, David Tennant, everyone in Wu-Tang Clan, and Black Sabbath. Oh, and Kevin Smith! Keep that ticker ticking, pal!

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  23

You like me! You really like me! Let's see... I want to thank God, my parents, Jennifer Aniston (call me), Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Kylie Minogue (call me, as well), the spirit of President Grover Cleveland, David Tennant, everyone in Wu-Tang Clan, and Black Sabbath. Oh, and Kevin Smith! Keep that ticker ticking, pal!

By  tonyfan00  |  38

Asking people to not complain about RichardPencil showing up in the TCW is like asking Muslims and Jews to quit fighting each other: it isn't going to happen.

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