Here Are 10 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!
10. We know you weren’t necessarily trying to be funny, but you suuuure were.
“I want to say YDI until I remembered that I am the person who posted on someones facebook if they were still alive.... they were not.” -clair_brodie
9. The internet is a dark, scary place.
Today, I checked the comments on the YouTube channel I started a few days ago. Almost all of them were insults about my appearance. The main reason I started the channel in the first place was to be more comfortable with how I look. FML
“There is two absolute truths about the internet. If it exists, there is porn for it on the internet. The second is people are assholes.” -Zekfen
7. & 8. It's genius! We've never seen a comment like it before! A Shitty Situation! Get it???
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
“I wish the English language had a word that could accurately and succinctly describe the kind of situation this sounds like.” --RichardPencil
“A poopy predicament? An excremental episode? A dungfilled dilemma? A fecal failure?” -Glowworm56
6. Well, that escalated quickly.
“all I heard was a deep voice telling me to worship the devil” -Jayjay504
5. I'd watch.
Today, while working at Lowe's, I had to deal with a situation in one of the bathroom aisles. Unfortunately, it wasn’t someone sitting on one of the toilets. It was two guys fucking in one of the shower displays. FML
Possible movie titles:
“Brokeback Mountain 2: Home Improvements”
“50 Shades of Lowe’s” -Zekfen
4. Strange cookie.
Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
“You should heed the wisdom of the ancient Chinese proverb, “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet ... so I started mocking him because I was having a shitty day. ‘Hey, what are you going to do, Stumpy, kick my ass? Hahahaha!’”
I read that in a fortune cookie!” -RichardPencil
3. Good advice!
“Two words: credit card.
Here’s two more words: spumone monkey. Those two aren’t as helpful though.” -Donut_Wizard
2. That's accurate.
“That’d be the most anxiety-ridden handjob one could ever receive!” -RichardPencil
1. And comin' in hot at #1 with that blasphemy:
“And god said unto John, “come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.” -Donut_Wizard
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
“backwards for what, easy access? I wonder if the guys in the shower from the shower FML know this trick” -Davros