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Here Are 10 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!

By Nadine / samedi 19 mai 2018 05:30
Here they are, the comments you've all been waiting for! Before anyone else says it (repeatedly) yes, some people made the list more than once. Yes, some people did not make the list at all. But this ain't yo kindergarten class, this is FML. Where the comments are funny, and the insults are rough. Enjoy!

10. We know you weren’t necessarily trying to be funny, but you suuuure were.

By One less friend... - / Thursday 17 May 2018 13:00 / United States - Schnecksville
“I want to say YDI until I remembered that I am the person who posted on someones facebook if they were still alive.... they were not.” -clair_brodie

9. The internet is a dark, scary place.

“There is two absolute truths about the internet. If it exists, there is porn for it on the internet. The second is people are assholes.” -Zekfen

7. & 8. It's genius! We've never seen a comment like it before! A Shitty Situation! Get it???

I wish the English language had a word that could accurately and succinctly describe the kind of situation this sounds like.” --RichardPencil  
A poopy predicament? An excremental episode? A dungfilled dilemma? A fecal failure?” -Glowworm56  

6. Well, that escalated quickly.

“all I heard was a deep voice telling me to worship the devil” -Jayjay504 

5. I'd watch.

World
By Not paid enough - / Tuesday 15 May 2018 00:00 / Canada - Ajax

Possible movie titles:

“Brokeback Mountain 2: Home Improvements”

“50 Shades of Lowe’s” -Zekfen  

4. Strange cookie.

“You should heed the wisdom of the ancient Chinese proverb, “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet ... so I started mocking him because I was having a shitty day. ‘Hey, what are you going to do, Stumpy, kick my ass? Hahahaha!’”
I read that in a fortune cookie!” -RichardPencil  

3. Good advice!

Two words: credit card.
Here’s two more words: spumone monkey. Those two aren’t as helpful though.” -Donut_Wizard  

2. That's accurate.

That’d be the most anxiety-ridden handjob one could ever receive!” -RichardPencil  

1. And comin' in hot at #1 with that blasphemy:

And god said unto John, “come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.” -Donut_Wizard  

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

backwards for what, easy access? I wonder if the guys in the shower from the shower FML know this trick” -Davros

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