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FML’s Top 10 Comments Are In And They Take Sass To A Whole New Level

By Nina / samedi 4 novembre 2017 05:30
The sassiness is palpable in this edition of the comment corral, and we’re so here for it. This week featuring premature Christmas celebration, men being awesome, and, surprisingly, not a single pun.

10. He deserves all the patronizing for this one.

“Not so clever then are ya cupcake”

-Chris_1163187222

 

9. You tell ‘em!

“And they say men aren't supportive. Pssshhh.”

-Lobby_Bee

 

8. They were really impressive six year olds though.

By OiVey - / Wednesday 1 November 2017 18:30 / United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

“What was your first clue? The math problems were too easy, or that all your classmates were six years old?”

-tonyfan00

 

7. Words to live by.

By hurt - / Monday 30 October 2017 08:00 / United States - Boise

“As Shel Silverstein once stated in a poem: Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light.”

-Glowworm56

 

6. This is a bottle of LIES!

“The quality of the bottles is an alternative fact.”

-RichardPencil

 

5. How did you know?!

“Let me guess what happened next: the cashier pointed out that you were naked, and while everyone was laughing all your teeth fell out.”

-tonyfan00

 

4. Troll ‘em, Dick.

“At least you can go home at the end of the day and have a silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright.”

-RichardPencil

 

3. Priorities, bruh.

By inappropes - / Sunday 29 October 2017 01:30 /

“Could be worse, much worse. The hair on your head could be falling out.”

-ohsnapword

 

2. Since you had such low expectations anyway...

“Gee, I'm sorry to hear that. Still, it's not too late to dump him and find the incompetent deadbeat of your dreams.”

-Dave_Davington

 

1. As a matter of fact, yes.

Does your school have a policy where they only hire from YouTube comment sections?”

-Tripartita

 

 

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

By what-the-what - / Sunday 29 October 2017 13:00 / United States - Mount Pleasant

“Mom probably gave the dog Viagra instead of its blood pressure meds by mistake.”

-Richard_Pencil

World

Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket. I don't remember what happened. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 November 2017 20:00 / United Kingdom - Poole

“Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in fucking November.”

-exileonmainst

 

 

DRAMA IN ACTION THREAD AWARD

 

 

KILLING YOUR INNOCENCE AWARD

“Today, out of curiosity for a FML post, I discovered what furry porn is after a quick google search. FML.”

-exileonmainst

 

LIKE MY LIP GLOSS AWARD

“Them comments be poppin”

-Hippo_Holiday

 

 

POOP PUPPER AWARD

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