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Dog finds dildo in the bushes, happily grabs it in his jaws… and won't let go!

By Lassie / jeudi 28 septembre 2017 06:30
A nice walk in the sunshine with your pet dog, man's best friend, a happy-go-lucky dog. Nothing better to put a smile on even the grumpiest of people… Except when your Labrador friend dashes out of the bushes carrying in his snout a dildo the size of a brick.

Who could've left that behind?

Jonathan Dade was walking his dog Tyson in a park in Eye, Suffolk, a leafy green part of England, when the Labrador grabbed hold of sex toy in a bush, and got quite fond of the object, seeing as he wouldn't let go.


(Jonathan and Tyson (on the right) / Mercury Press)

Jonathan told the press: "I was laughing so much I nearly wet myself to be honest. I was just walking my dog and he just began rummaging around in the bushes."

The lucky find

"Then he just came out with it. He turned his head and started wagging his tail as if to say, 'Look what I’ve got'”.

"At first I just thought it was a dirty old stick, but it was just wobbling around in his mouth and I was like “no, it definitely isn’t, is it?”

Sadly, bad reflexes

"I wished I’d taken a video but after chasing him around at the time I didn’t really think about it."

The dildo dog goes viral

Jonathan then posted a picture of the scene, and another of the ditch where they left it (because neither Jonathan or Tyson kept their finding to take home) and at the end of the day it'd gone viral (in the sense that the internet had got hold of it, not that the dildo was infected).

The 38-year-old man stated, "I posted it for my mates, just for a laugh because I thought it was funny. Then I was just so surprised that it got over 5,000 likes and 2,200 shares. I only shared it on one group on social media but I was really surprised at the response. I deleted the original post so I don't have a proper record of the original number of likes and shares - but it definitely did go into the thousands."


(Tyson, probably missing his lost toy… / Mercury Press)

"As I said, that dildo is still there in that ditch so I've no doubt we'll go there again and find it." Unless a crazy collector of internet memorabilia has gone to the park in question to try and find the Grail of mucky sex toys! 

Tyson isn't the first embarrassing internet Labrador

This story reminds us of the story of Fenton, filmed being chased by his angry owner, complete with, "JESUS CHRIST!" and other sound effects. If you don't remember the video, or you're feeling nostalgic, here it is in all its glory:

 

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By  pjsr  |  30

The big, black ones are always the best kind. Everybody should have one of their own, but if you don't, you can always borrow a friend's Labrador.

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By  pjsr  |  30

The big, black ones are always the best kind. Everybody should have one of their own, but if you don't, you can always borrow a friend's Labrador.

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