Decision-Making Struggles - FML

Decision-Making Struggles

By FML Videos - 19/09/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Look before you leap!

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 19 September 2018 20:06

"Wendy, I can fly!" "Dammit!"

pjsr 32

Friday 21 September 2018 0:28

Those LSD trips are wicked

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 19 September 2018 20:06

"Wendy, I can fly!" "Dammit!"

1known 30

Thursday 20 September 2018 0:20

His tail is funny. :)

pjsr 32

Friday 21 September 2018 0:28

Those LSD trips are wicked

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 21 September 2018 8:25

This is so me, except the lake would somehow catch on fire and the rock would fall and hit me on the head

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 22 September 2018 1:41

I had no idea you were a Looney Tunes character.

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Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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Today, at work, I found out that they are taking all bonus pay away, but giving us an extra $1 an hour due to Covid-19. Last week, they laid off half my department. Those people laid off are making more money on unemployment than I am now. FML

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Today, one of my bosses said, "You're going to take this as an insult, but it's not. At a certain age, women are supposed to cut their hair short." I have long hair. My bosses have all of the social skills of the guys from Big Bang Theory. FML

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Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML

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Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

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Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML

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