Crazy 'Bout Deez Comments
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What’s the haps, my little maple saps? It’s comment corral Friday and yeah, I know it’s being posted a little bit late, but without further delay, I present this week’s best of the best.
You know the routine: open your arms wide and be generous with the hugs (and if you’re like me and miss the good ol’ days when All That was on Nickelodeon, send one my way as well)!
Are you ready? Here we go!
10. I second that, tibtak01. I, for one, know I'm lucky to have my mom as a friend.
“I believe that's actually pretty cool. You're lucky to have a friendship-like relationship with your parent”
9. Astute observation, Dark_Cecilia. I was under the impression that minimum wage came with a soda on the side as well.
Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML
“Paid in pizza? That sounds like its under minimum wage”
8. That was a terrible joke, Fritterzz. So terrible, it was great.
Today, I got rejected from Sephora, Walgreens and Ulta for being OVER-qualified with a post-graduate diploma in cosmetic chemistry. Then, I got rejected from Estée Lauder, LVMH and Proctor and Gamble for being UNDER-qualified with a post-graduate diploma in cosmetic chemistry. FML
“Next interview, being a koala. When they say something about being qualified, say "oh, I'm koalafied." Ok. I know that was dumb...”
7. Hey, ThrottleJockey, that happens to me too every time I look at my bank statement. What a co-ink-i-dink.
“I don't have that app but when my wife spends money I feel a disturbance in the Force.”
6. OMG, Druu, I love that show. The suspense is killing me.
“Tune in next week for a new episode of "Sexual Harassment Seminar or Unexpected Promotion"!!”
5. Your wit has fried my brain, CrazyTrainWreck.
“I hope someone of that intelligence doesn't multiply because her math doesn't add up. I try to subtract people like that from my life but it leaves my family feeling divided.”
4. It's a moving story, darwinism.
Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML
“Seems legit. Show him the Leonardo Di Caprio documentary about "Titanic".”
3. Yep, that was definitely the problem, HikariYang38.
“Perhaps you killed someone with kindness?”
2. Heh. That's a zinger, RichardPencil.
Today, my dog left his very loud and obnoxious squeaky stuffed-toy in the paddock and my horse got a hold of it. My horse won't stop and I can't get it away from him. It's been 6 hours and the noise hasn't stopped yet. It also shows no signs of doing so any time soon. FML
“I think you need to do a DNA test on your "horse." It sounds like he's really an ass.”
1. No doubt about it, ThatHorse.
“Sounds like your daughter would make a great american, tbh.”
META COMMENT BONUS ROUND
This week we’ve got a couple extra commenters to commend for their commitment (boo-yah, alliteration) to our favorite gathering place, FML. The following two comments are references to other FMLs that were posted this week. Let’s all go down the rabbit hole together, shall we?
Here we have some comment inception, courtesy of Lalala579121.
“At least you weren't too thorough.”
Hmm, I wonder where you got that idea, RichardPencil.
“Maybe he could send you a different email every month explaining why you're not a good fit.”
And that about wraps it up for this week's comments. Until next time.