Choices, Choices...

By FeelingAwkward - 20/03/2017 10:19

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Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML
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Born2Goth tells us more.

Born2Goth 18

Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping. IT was pretty awkward lol.

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Top comments

Tarlachia 33

You could stay in the middle and ********** extremely loudly.

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itssnotfunny 24

Why not just listen to music and ignore them? Or just leave the house.

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DanielleinDC 33

You shouldn't have to, but I guess getting out of the house for a bit isn't an option?

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sounds like you're stuck between a dick and a hard place.

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Prismo 5

Go down stairs and accidentally turn the internet off.

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xx000o 27

Start halfway between them, get a bullhorn and do a play by play commentary.

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Neevster 18

He replied that he chose to go upstairs, as that's where he goes to sleep

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Born2Goth 18

Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping. IT was pretty awkward lol.

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readingrachel 9

Maybe go outside?

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