Geek: Bunch of Freeloaders...

Bunch of Freeloaders...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, after having my Wi-Fi unlocked for two years, I decided to lock it since it was running slowly. Everybody in my apartment building came to my door and asked me why I did it. I've been unknowingly providing free Wi-Fi to the entire building for years, but now that it's protected I'm getting constant dirty looks. FML

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By What-_- - 25/01/2017 00:00

Today, my roommates keep opening my bedroom door to "let the WiFi out." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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Rummaging around in my stuff

By Chesty Larue - 07/08/2015 00:29 - United States

Today, I got fired from my part-time job, because I insisted on keeping my phone in my pocket and never using it, instead of putting it in locker without a lock or security camera, that anyone can go through. The manager found out by searching my locker for the past 3 weeks. Ironic. FML

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By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 22:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

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By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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ASLGabby 9

Monday 13 February 2017 0:09

Fun fact: that's technically illegal. To look more like an asshole, call the cops on everyone!

MidnaLink 33

Monday 13 February 2017 0:05

Unlocked means password free. Did you not think people weren't going to treat you like a Starbucks?

Comments

commandokid 13

Monday 13 February 2017 0:59

Dumb ass no kidding they're gonna use it. YDI

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 February 2017 1:19

How did they know it was yours? If any one of them was downloading kiddie **** or any other illegal online activity, you'd go to jail for it!

thatnucca 36

Monday 13 February 2017 1:22

Top it off by changing the SSID to #GetUrOwnWiFi to justify those dirty looks then...

Vampirequeen346 8

Monday 13 February 2017 1:32

Lmaooo that got me

ilovemychem 22

Monday 13 February 2017 1:35

Better now than another two years? but the fact you thought putting a password on it shows that you knew other people must've been using it and that's why it was slow?

wendyokoopa23 0

Monday 13 February 2017 1:48

I feel your pain and my wireless is locked

TacoMan32 21

Monday 13 February 2017 2:01

"Yes, the new password is "Penny-Get-Your-Own-Wifi" no spaces."

rivenrock 14

Monday 13 February 2017 2:02

And it's not like they mistakenly thought it was free building wifi, because they knew exactly where to go to complain about it. I say change your network name to 'not free wifi.'

ohsnapword 21

Monday 13 February 2017 2:25

Seriously? Any Wi-Fi router sold in the past 5 years forces you to use security. This means that you deliberately made your Wi-Fi unsecured. You're lucky some creep didn't use your Wi-Fi to download child ****.