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Blowy Blunders

By Nina / dimanche 25 juin 2017 07:00
Prepare yourself from some gross gifs because in this week's FML Select, we're sharing stories of BJs gone bad.

Alright alright alright.

Yup, you read that right... We're talking about bobbing for apples, playing the skin flute, getting your knees dirty, and slurping the gherkin. Everything about giving head makes them worthy of the FML Select. I mean, balls. 'Nuff said.

But if the prospect of having man's hanging fruit oh so close to your face wasn't enough to make you second guess doing the deed, take it from these users: blowy-j's aren't always a walk in the park. And I mean for everyone involved. Sticking the most sensitive part of your body into an orifice lined with teeth that are there for the express purpose of biting things off...

Just think about that as you scroll through these FMLs. 

 

Watch out! Blowies can be dangerous. Be sure to exercise caution when doing the deed. 

Need a tip (heh)? Ask grandma, she's been around the block a few times.

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You see, it's all about give and take. First, let's take a look at the giving side.

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By Anonymous / Tuesday 7 April 2015 21:00 / Canada - Calgary

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The truth is, it's not always a field of roses to be on the receiving end either.

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By Sal - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:29 / United States

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Okay, so I lied. It was really just that last gif that was gross. But, come on, you've gotta admit it's pretty gnarly.

-Nina

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By  RichardPencil  |  22

To the guy who did a surprise cum-swap: After you nut in a lady's mouth, you must engage in a nice, long conversation before kissing her. One interesting topic to bring up is oral hygiene and the pleasures of frequent tooth-brushing.

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  Talented73  |  50

A guy goes into a brothel and tells the madam that he only has $5. She says, "You're in luck, we're running a special today. Go down the hall and she's in the last room on the right". So he goes in and does his business, and when he shoots his load, goo squirts out of her mouth, nose and ears. He went and told the madam who said, "Oh, it's okay, don't worry about it.... HEY SAM, THE DEAD ONE'S FULL AGAIN...."

By  RichardPencil  |  22

To the guy who did a surprise cum-swap: After you nut in a lady's mouth, you must engage in a nice, long conversation before kissing her. One interesting topic to bring up is oral hygiene and the pleasures of frequent tooth-brushing.

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