Bitch better have my money!

By Skye - / Monday 19 February 2018 19:00 /
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By  RichardPencil  |  24

I hope she paid you the full agreed amount, plus what two hours of your time is worth.

That’d be about an extra $4.50 for you — that’s the going rate for people who don’t have the brains to call after someone is more than five minutes late!


Today, while I was lifeguarding a swim meet with over 100 patrons, a duck paid a visit to our pool. He sat down and a brown cloud surfaced in the water. He immediately flew off. My manager then made me put goggles on and scoop out the poop while everyone watched. FML

By 1sasafras1 / Friday 17 June 2016 04:01 / United States - Jonesborough
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