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Are You A True FML Expert? Complete These FMLs To Find Out

By Nina / mercredi 22 mars 2017 08:00
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Have you earned your Godlike Ninja Badge? Think you know what it takes to make an FML? Take this quiz to see how well you know your stuff. Go on, try it. I dare you.

 1)   Today, I learned I was conceived…

  1. in the back seat of the car I just inherited for my sixteenth birthday. FML

  2. to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML

  3. in a Denny’s bathroom the morning after my parents' senior prom. FML

  4. while listening to Lou Bega’s “Mambo Number Five.” Apparently I’m named after “the little bit of Monica in my life.” FML 

 

2)   Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into…

  1. and it was even weirder than I expected. Adult babies. Grown men dressed up as babies. I don’t even know what to think. FML

  2. It was just a folder full of pictures of women laughing while eating salad. I can’t decide if I should be relieved that I didn’t find something dirtier or even more disturbed that he has such a specific fetish. FML

  3. Turns out it actually contained blueprints of the man cave he’s planning to build in my room when I move out. Glad to know he’s so happy to have me here. FML

  4. Mostly nude pictures of my mom, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML 

 

3)   Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by…

  1. shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

  2. rearranging the magnetic poetry words on the fridge to say, “It is over. Do not call me.” FML

  3. sending me a fax at work. FML

  4. emailing me a link to a video of him singing a breakup song he had written for me and posted on YouTube. FML

 

4)   Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that…

  1. was so big, it gave me anal fissures. FML

  2. I passed out on the toilet and didn’t wake up until my mom came looking for me a while later. FML

  3. I let out a huge groan. When I walked out of the bathroom, I found my coworker had been waiting and heard the whole ordeal. She hasn’t made eye contact with me since. FML

  4. I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

 

5)   Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after…

  1. kissing the girl that I’ve been crushing on for the last four years. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic. FML

  2. dropping my iPhone on my face while I was lying in bed. FML

  3. my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

  4. I bit down on a fork while eating spaghetti. FML

Have you made your decisions? Are you sure about your answers?

All you have to do now is scroll past these dancing toddlers to see how well you did.

  

Work it, baby, Yaaaassss.

 

 You rock that diaper.

 

 Look at that stanky leg.

 

This one's my go-to dance move.

 

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Drum roll, please. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...

1)  b.

2)   d.

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 March 2015 20:28 / Australia - Sydney

3)   a.

4)   d.

5)   c.

 

Congratulations! You've finished your first FML quiz! How'd you you?

Hats off to you FML savants who got 5/5. And shoes off to everyone else! (Are shoes the opposite of hats?) We still love you.

Tell us what you got in the comments section below!

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