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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 04:30 - United States - Miami
After a long day at work I get home to my lovely wife who's been owing me alone time for a while now, she promised she'd wear something sexy tonight so I rushed to the shower. She yelled at me to hurry up because she left me a "cute" note on the bed to get things started. It read "I want a divorce".