Health: A year ago I had 8 teeth pulled out. All four of my K-9 teeth,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

A year ago I had 8 teeth pulled out. All four of my K-9 teeth, and the ones behind them. The dentist claimed that they were keeping the new ones from coming in. Well, a year later, they're just growing in. A new dentist said that they just weren't ready yet. FML.

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