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20 First Date Disaster Stories That Will Make You Prefer To Just Stay Home

By Nadine / jeudi 25 janvier 2018 10:00
First dates are always awkward. You think you’re going to meet your potential soulmate and usually all you get is uncomfortable, forced conversation. When Jimmy Fallon asked for the #WorstFirstDate stories on Twitter, all of the true FML date stories came out of the woodwork.

You fidget, you push your food around with a fork, you sit in awkward silences while you wait for the clock to run out. You think: what sort of doped-up version of me said yes to a date with this person? Suddenly, you regret every decision that has led you to this painfully dull moment. Unsurprisingly, everyone has a story just like this. But oftentimes it’s much, much worse than your average, run-of-the-mill bad date.

Here are 20 of our favorites.

1.  At least someone got lucky.

2. Is this thing on?

3. And by their 10th anniversary, she could finally pick him out of a crowd.

4. Toe Nailed-it.

5. Smells like true love.

6. Speeding through dinner.

7. This is moving a little too fast.

8. She should have ordered chicken.

9. When pizza is endgame.

10. Any Tom Dick or Harry will do.

11. She really fell for him.

12. United in garlicky matrimony.

13. Well, the date was a smash.

14. When "keeping it in the family" takes on a whole new meaning.

15. This is why your doctor reccomends a solid 8 hours every night.

16. When your date thinks the other woman is your mom.

17. At least she's moved on?

18. A family affair.

19. A whole other kind of "double date."

20. When the restaurant claps back.

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