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16 FMLs About Sandwiches For National Cold Cuts Day!

By Nadine / samedi 3 mars 2018 10:00
What's better than meat, lettuce, tomato, and your preferred sauce perfectly put together between two slices of warm toast? All the FMLs about it, that's what! 16 of 'em, served up hot and ready for you guys. Enjoy!

1. You could tell him you added ginger for a nice kick, ginger always tastes like soap anwyay.

2. DId you get to eat her sandwich though?

3. Where I'm from we call that toast, buddy.

4. Sue your mom.

5. Someone please explain what a mayonnaise sandwhich is, we can't just ignore that part of the story.

6. Food is cancelled for the rest of eternity. 

7. Dick sandwich is not the kind of craving you're having?

8. You don't deserve the extra cheese, fool!

9. Hell no. Chase her with a baguette.

10. Well then you can't even eat here, ladies. Bye!

By ironfey / Saturday 21 March 2015 03:38 / United States - Glen Allen

11. Oh, don't leave us hanging. We need so much more context!

By NoHamForMeThanks / Monday 9 March 2015 02:36 / United States - Oak Ridge

12. Your doctor has it backwards anyway, boo.

13. Who enjoys mayo to that degree though?!

14. SO, so many questions. 

15. No hun, I'm actually hungry. For food. 

16. So...... did you get the job?

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