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15 Hilariously Creepy Tweets About The FBI Agent Watching You That Will Remind You That You’re Never Alone

By Nina / jeudi 1 février 2018 05:30
It goes without saying that government agents spying on their own citizens are a pretty big FML, and yet we’ve come to expect that pretty much all of our smart devices are recording us. Leave it to Twitter, a place where most people’s hearts have already died, to turn that FML into a meme. Here are some of our favorites.

You’d think people would be more upset about the government spying on us, but after everything that’s gone down in the last couple years, we’re all pretty much dead inside. At least, people on Twitter are.

All things considered, it makes sense that with nothing left to lose and no pride left to protect, the idea that we each have an assigned FBI agent watching our every move through our computer and phone cameras would be not protested, but welcomed. I mean, they know more about you than arguably anyone else, and you definitely spend more time with them than anyone else. So doesn’t that make them...a friend?

The answer is no. But this is the internet and the netizens have lost the capacity to care, just as they’ve lost the capacity to give a fuck. This is just what it’s come to.

Enter: Mr. FBI Man

1. smh people always expecting too much from me

2. I thought we were bros

3. You can always count on Gerald

4. That was clutch

5. Talk about winning the lottery

6. I'm ready for you Mr. FBI man

7. Like what you see?

8. I know you like what you see

9. Goals tho

10. Watch me do my dance

11. Pay it forward, my agent-friend

12. I know you know my location

13. Not what you bargained for, eh?

14. Fool me once...

15. I knew you cared

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

Ah, now it makes sense!

My laptop keeps sending me pop-up notifications saying, "Dude! If you keep using that overhand grip, you're going to get tennis elbow as well as go blind!"

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

Ah, now it makes sense!

My laptop keeps sending me pop-up notifications saying, "Dude! If you keep using that overhand grip, you're going to get tennis elbow as well as go blind!"

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