15 Funny Tweets That’ll Boost Your Mood Before The Work Week Starts Again
We at FML spend so much time reading through all the submissions to sort out trash from treasure that we get bummed before too long. That’s why we take the occasional Twitter breaks to pick us back up.
Here are some of our favorite Tweets from the week that made us laugh!
1. I danced with basketballs because of Zac Efron.
2. Better every loop.
My grama tried to video the half time show off her phone and ... pic.twitter.com/n3ddZQPt2B— Cam (@camcamgarner) November 5, 2017
3. What a refined generation millenials are.
my parents at 22: "let's get ready for this baby we're having!"— Seán Bernard (@seanbgoneill) November 5, 2017
me at 22: "I wonder how work would react if I had a goth phase next month"
4. Maybe all this really has just been a nightmare all along.
He’s back already, but I’m saving this picture as a reminder of the one good minute of 2017 pic.twitter.com/S7Sm1VVTAX— David Pierce (@pierce) November 2, 2017
5. One way of dealing with stress.
college: pic.twitter.com/ZaQwMhm4qG— Jessica Sierra (@Jesss_Sierra) November 4, 2017
6. well yeah
A drug dealer https://t.co/9aTp7qHAKX— Ellis Neal (@Ellisnealx) November 5, 2017
7. unhand me, you brute!
What do you mean "this is an airport" and what do you mean I "can't carry alfredo pasta in my fanny pack?"— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) November 3, 2017
february 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) falls on a tuesday so we will be able to call it 2’s day which is really keeping me going man— RyansAverageLife (@RyanAbe) November 2, 2017
potential employer: we found your twitter— adam (@brokeangeI) November 5, 2017
me: did...did you laugh?
Kids who flipped their eyelids back in elementary school are seriel killers today— not pinkett smith (@fatherlyjada) November 4, 2017
11. such innocence
catholic school culture is sitting next to ur crush during mass so u can hold their hand during the our father— apollo (@romeja_) November 5, 2017
12. 3am, the devil's hour.
me after i cut my bangs at 3am during a mental breakdown pic.twitter.com/hIBk9FWopY— ✞ SALEM ✞ (@spiritbor3d) November 3, 2017
13. Order one now from our extensive catalog on Tinder!
My wife got this cool remote start thing that starts the car when cold, turns up the heat, fills it with gas— Faber (@dfaber84) November 3, 2017
It’s me, I’m the remote start.
14. Not trying to share my onion volcano with some strangers.
when they sit another family with you at the hibachi table. pic.twitter.com/nmznobFtYG— 011 (@Kursed___) November 3, 2017
15. the audacity!
I find it very rude and offensive when I buy something and the money comes out of my account— You (@Franz_LDN) November 4, 2017
16. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
Couldn’t get a taxi home last neet so I went in kebab shop and ordered a delivery to my address and got in with delivery driver, im a genius— Jake Woodcock (@jake__woodcock) November 5, 2017
17. This is your doing, Twitter.
Now that I can finally type 280 characters let me start by saying that Shrek 2 is probably the best of the series. While Shrek 7 certainly offers a lot in terms of expanding the world around Shrek's swamp, Shrek 2 delivers unforgettable characters like Puss-In-Boot and ogre Fiona— Ethan Klein (@h3h3productions) November 8, 2017
18. Ain't that the truth
99% of you people don’t even deserve 140 characters.— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) November 7, 2017
19. Everyone wins
My girlfriend wanted to go to Nikko sushi for dinner and I wasn't feeling it so we compromised and now we're going to Nikko sushi for dinner— Max Viselli (@maxviselli) November 2, 2017
20. *heart rate intensifies*
Me when I turn off the lights and start running to my room: https://t.co/DzkjEoW5Wj— Josué (@hoesuueee) November 2, 2017