15 FMLs From People Whose Nights Got A Little Too Out Of Hand
1. Rough time to be a sympathetic puker.
2. Sounds like you had a bad trip, dude.
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
3. Get ready to cringe.
4. Granny goes hard.
5. Mission accomplished.
6. This is memorable too.
7. Who has henna lyring around, but not a pen?
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
8. Is this what the kids mean when they say "get lit?"
9. Yes, but you encouraged her on her path to fulfilling her dream of becoming a hair stylist.
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
10. Tsk, tsk. Everyone knows you shout "Cannonball" when you do a cannonball.
Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML
11. A "strange wetness" indeed.
12. Karma's a percussionist.
Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML
13. I'ma do the things that I wanna do.
Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML
14. Probably how many other people responded to your message too.
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML